The People I Would NOT Like to Thank the Most For this Work
Roonalda Borhemanian for pulling my hair in the first grade
Tom Hanks for never returning my calls
Nicole Degraceless for dating my brother
Donald Trump for stealing my comeover...um, comeforward
Luke Skywalker for kissing his sister...instead of me
Geico for making my pet gecko seem untalented
Bert Jamethson for dumping me
Guinevere for cheating on Arthur
Mr Twitcherdum for failing me
My first four cats for dying
Pamela for having red hair
Julene for having red hair
More to come...later
2 comments:
first of all roonalda deserves at least some credit for daring to touch your untamed mop, and second why do you always mention those aweful redheads?
Because we are wonderful! I feel so special to be acknowledged on such a fine piece of work!
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