Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Non Acknowledgments

The People I Would NOT Like to Thank the Most For this Work

Roonalda Borhemanian for pulling my hair in the first grade

Tom Hanks for never returning my calls

Nicole Degraceless for dating my brother

Donald Trump for stealing my comeover...um, comeforward

Luke Skywalker for kissing his sister...instead of me

Geico for making my pet gecko seem untalented

Bert Jamethson for dumping me

Guinevere for cheating on Arthur

Mr Twitcherdum for failing me

My first four cats for dying

Pamela for having red hair

Julene for having red hair

More to come...later

2 comments:

natalie brady said...

first of all roonalda deserves at least some credit for daring to touch your untamed mop, and second why do you always mention those aweful redheads?

Julene said...

Because we are wonderful! I feel so special to be acknowledged on such a fine piece of work!